Feb 22
i just want this to be meeeeeeee
that’s got to hurt the ears
I wish I had the balls to do this. The ocean amazes me
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Feb 13
I wish Beyonce and Jay Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King.
Jay-Z: Look, Blue. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Blue: What about the shadowy part?
Jay-Z: That’s country music. You must never go there.
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Feb 13
Teacher: “I’m calling your parents”
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
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Feb 13
- Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
- Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
- Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
- Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
- Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
- Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
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